Au moment où il s’apprête à entrer dans le garage pour éteindre, il entend du bruit provenant de l’intérieur et se rend compte que des malfaiteurs sont en train de prendre ses outils.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Il sort son portable, appelle la police et leur demande de venir immédiatement. L’agent répond que non, malheureusement, toutes les voitures sont déjà occupées.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Il lui recommande de verrouiller toutes les portes et promet d’envoyer quelqu’un dès qu’une voiture sera libre.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 « Ok » dit Gérard.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Il Il raccroche, compte jusqu’à 30 et rappelle.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                « Salut, je viens d’appeler pour vous dire que j’avais des voleurs dans mon garage. Laissez tomber, je les ai tous abattus », dit-il avant de raccrocher.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 En quelques minutes, six voitures de police, un hélicoptère, deux ambulances et un camion de pompiers arrivent. Ils prennent les voleurs la main dans le sac.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         L’un des policiers s’approche de Gérard et lui dit : « Vous n’aviez pas dit que vous les aviez tous tués ? »                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Gérard lui répond : « Vous ne m’aviez pas dit qu’aucune voiture n’était disponible ?»